Defensive Weapon

[tamborine]

What do you have a defensive weapon against intruders into your home ?

[flump1]

Any poor soul trying to break into ours would have a job and a half. What with a 6 foot square mirror, a bicycle and endless pairs of size ten clod hoppers strewn all over the place , in a small hallway, it is a challenge for us let alone a possible intruder. They might fall over the shoes, ( I do ) fall into the mirror ( I do that too ) and at that point I would hear them cussing and Mr Flump would be sent to investigate.

[jomifl]

Following on from the SAS beret, how about a shield with crossed pistols with underneath 'Magnum Owners Club, Make My Day'

[gness]

I could always offer to cook for them.....:-(

[shoota]

Be safe at night......sleep with a (ex)cop!

[gness]

Safe?.....Safe?.....Hmmmm.....☺....x

[pixie373]

Lol. Good point, shoota. I sleep with a 5th Dan karate instructor, 2 dogs and 3 cats. Bet it would still be me going downstairs armed with a hairbrush though.