You Could Be Right, Tilly

[gness]

Tilly said my house may be haunted.

Last night, not long after I had gone to sleep in a huff at losing the pub quiz, I was woken up by a man shouting...Ronnie!...Ronnie!!
Convinced he was at the bottom of the stairs and Ronnie was upstairs I froze til every nerve I have started to crawl and my toes curled up....horrid feeling on waking.
Wishing I didn't sleep in the buff... I planned how I was going to save my life with a spray can of leave in hair conditioner and a torch.....
I was regretting giving away the cricket and baseball bats.....funny how much goes through the mind in seconds...

That was when I saw the blue light on the radio...it had come on on its own and Ronnie and the shouting man were characters in a play....

So...befriends the ghosties or find an exorcist?

[gness]

Yes...doesn't everyone?....;-)

[jim360]

I think I speak for all on AB when I say that we want proof.

[gness]

You show me yours first......anyway I expect a scientific explanation from you, young man......so behave and get thinking!

[aelmpvw]

does sleeping in the buff exclude the bobble hat?

[gness]

I have to retain heat somehow, Ael.....☺

[shoota]

Be safe at night - sleep with an ex-cop.........

[gness]

In matching bobble hats?....☻

[shoota]

I wear nothing other than a smile.......

[berniecuddles]

cant beat a bit of buff!!

[jim360]

*sobs* So you've found someone else then... *sniff*

[gness]

Oh I don't know, Bernie...... ;-)

Shoota....as long as you don't look simple...xx

Concentrate on the explanation, Jim....and blow your nose!

[jim360]

Short of setting up camp in your bedroom and observing closely, I can't provide an explanation for the time being. Not a scientific one anyway. Still, I'm all up for trying!

Oh wait, I was supposed to focus on the radio?

[gness]

Yes, the radio.....we all know I'm normal....You watch the radio while I sleep.........I snore though....☺

[shoota]

Not simple - easy maybe.......

[Psybbo]

Ever thought of hiring a good electrician rather than a retired bobby?

[Tilly2]

Ever thought of hiring a good electrician rather than a retired bobby in a bobble hat?

[gness]

I do know a good electrician who wears a bobble hat.....☺

[anneasquith]

retired bobby's,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,10 a penny :0

[hellywelly4]

Aldi's are selling Anti-snore pillows at the moment - £3.99 I think