Short And Sweet Two

marval | 23:31 Sat 04th Jan 2014 | Jokes

3 Answers

We just paid for a survey for our house,
8 out of 10 people said they’d buy it.

I was always taking notes at my last job,
But then they checked the till.

I purchased a microwave bed recently,
8 hours sleep in 10 minutes.

How do you confuse a Scottish Doctor?
Tell him you have 'knee problems'.

'Petty Criminal'
Someone that steals dogs, cats, and other domestic animals.

What's long, hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber.

I saw a girl on the internet with 12 nipples,
Sounds pretty strange, dozen tit?

I took my creased trousers to a PR company,
They asked what I wanted them to do with them.
I said, "Can you give them a good press."

I really need to confront my phobia of German sausages, but I fear the wurst.

My new book is called 'Wooooaaooooh',
I'm really regretting using a Ghost Writer.

We just paid for a survey for our house,
8 out of 10 people said they’d buy it.

I was always taking notes at my last job,
But then they checked the till.

I purchased a microwave bed recently,
8 hours sleep in 10 minutes.

How do you confuse a Scottish Doctor?
Tell him you have 'knee problems'.

'Petty Criminal'
Someone that steals dogs, cats, and other domestic animals.

.
What's long, hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber.

I saw a girl on the internet with 12 nipples,
Sounds pretty strange, dozen tit?

I took my creased trousers to a PR company,
They asked what I wanted them to do with them.
I said, "Can you give them a good press."

I really need to confront my phobia of German sausages, but I fear the wurst.

My new book is called 'Wooooaaooooh',
I'm really regretting using a Ghost Writer.

We just paid for a survey for our house,
8 out of 10 people said they’d buy it.

I was always taking notes at my last job,
But then they checked the till.

I purchased a microwave bed recently,
8 hours sleep in 10 minutes.

How do you confuse a Scottish Doctor?
Tell him you have 'knee problems'.

'Petty Criminal'
Someone that steals dogs, cats, and other domestic animals.

.
What's long, hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber.

I saw a girl on the internet with 12 nipples,
Sounds pretty strange, dozen tit?

I took my creased trousers to a PR company,
They asked what I wanted them to do with them.
I said, "Can you give them a good press."

I really need to confront my phobia of German sausages, but I fear the wurst.

My new book is called 'Wooooaaooooh',
I'm really regretting using a Ghost Writer.