Naughty Johnny
"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"
The father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right."
"That's okay," replied Little Johnny, "but you could at least give it a try, couldn't you?"
A teacher asks her class, "What is the animal depicted on a weather vane?"
Little Johnny, the infamous troublemaker, says, "I know, teacher, I know."
Against her better judgment, she calls on him and he says, "Teacher, it is a c**k."
Teacher asks the class, "Why is a c**k on a weather vane?"
"I know, I know, teacher," says Johnny. "OK, Johnny, Why?"
"Because, teacher, if it had a c**t on it, the wind would whistle right through it.