Wharton.

[cupid04]

Have you still got your police uniform? Does it still fit?

[cupid04]

Anything you say may be taken down..................

[Psybbo]

Velvet ones cupid

[cupid04]

I prefer fluffy!

[cupid04]

Still got your notebook pal?x

[Wharton]

That brings back memories cupid pal. I (among others) was called to an incident involving a baby elephant at the annual circus in Glasgow's Kelvin Hall. When the sergeant read my report he asked me if the elephant was African or Indian. I asked him what was the difference and he explained about the different size of ears. I told him I couldn't say because it was wearing a balaclava. I didn't get promoted for a long time after that.

[cupid04]

You're funny. xx

[cupid04]

What rank did you achieve?

[Wharton]

rotten :-)

[cupid04]

You're not that bad, lol! You always cheer me up.

[Wharton]

Inspector actually, I think it was to keep me out of the road of the traffic. Oh the stories I could tell you :-).

[cupid04]

Go on, promise I won't tell a soul!

[lady-janine]

are they your own handcuffs sibs? i just can't find the ones that dave and i usually use.

[cupid04]

I didn't know nun's were kinky:-)

[Wharton]

I'd love to cupid pal but you know what this place is like, besides, I don't think they're suitable for your wee magic English rosy ears, eg, "and did your husband tell you where he was going with the bread-knife Mrs McGlumphie?.....

[cupid04]

Spoilsport!