I was mulling over the other day about having a new kitchen. This morning a lady drew up in a car and pushed a catalogue of beautiful kitchens through the letter box...just to my house...no others in the close.
Now...I thought...am I bugged? Should I be whispering or running a tap when I'm speaking....I like spy films....☺.....though I went a bit cold when I thought of some of the sounds that may have been overheard.. ☻
Then it struck me...it must be the skip on the drive....do companies employ people to drive around looking for people who are having work done?
I could do that....driving around.....listening to Rod Stewart.....posting catalogues, rummaging in skips and getting paid! Perfect job!
I am somewhat breathless, Giveup....the tiler told me today he thought I was very adventurous....I've pulled! I thought....He's heard about me"
Turns out he meant my choice of decor....oh well...:-(
Will give the red sparkly stilletos a go to see what happens...☻