A List Of Things You Dont Want To Hear From Sqad In Surgery....!!!

[berniecuddles]

Oops!
Has anyone seen my watch?
Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingy
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
Damn, there go the lights again...
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
What do you mean, he's not insured?
Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"
What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

[Fanriffic]

LOL :o)

"Of course you can't feel your legs - we've amputated your arms".

[berniecuddles]

lol

[clivebeca]

Some of these are a bit too sick for me - sorry.

This is totally true. Whilst waiting in reception area, re an Osteoporosis clinic, the following occurred: Consultant appears in doorway, and 'shouts' "Do we have a Patella Hammer here"?.

A uniformed Nurse, walks to the main waiting area, and shouts again " Is there a Patella Hammer waiting please".

Short lapse, Consultant emerges and say to all waiting - "My apologies - just can't get the staff these days" ! Totally true.

[pixie373]

Lol!

(I'd love to know sqad's real name. I'm guessing Victor. Or Stan. Or Peter).

[WELSHYORKIE]

No, Pixie, probably Marmaduke...... Just as long as his surname isn't Crippen.............

[paulllambert]

Shouldn't have had that third pint!
Who reckons I can do this in under two minutes?
Has the anaesthetic not worked AGAIN?