Oops

[marval]

Two sisters, who are close, are always honest with each other.

One evening as one of them prepared for a date, she remarked, "I'm fat."

"No, you're not," her sister scolded.

"My hair is awful," she said.

"It's lovely," her sister encouraged.

"I've never looked worse," she whined.

"Yes, you have." said her sister.


A man, trying to start up a conversation with another man said, "Who is the ugly lady over there?"

The second man said, "Why, that's my wife!"

Trying to get out of an embarrassing situation, the first man said, "No, not her, the other one!"

The second man said, "That's my daughter!"


A couple had spent the day moving from their farmhouse into a new house in the town.

Early the next morning, their four year-old ran into their bedroom to wake them up.

The mother dressed him and told him to play in the garden and to quit bothering them.

About 20 minutes later, he came running back.

"Mummy, Mummy," he exclaimed, "everybody has doorbells - and they all work."

[Psybbo]

Marval, love it, I did the same, pointed out a lady's ridiculous hairdo to my mate, unfortunately the lady was her aunt!

[marval]

Oops Psybbo, I am sure your mate forgave you.

[Psybbo]

Thanks marvel, I'm not sure she did!