Straight Out Of

[emmie]

only fools and horses,

was wafting around the supermarket earlier, when I and other shoppers stopped in our tracks when over the tannoy came the immortal lines
"would Elvis come to the checkout. "

laughter all round



what a blinder as Del would say

[mccfluff]

did he?

[marval]

Well someone once said they saw Elvis in a supermarket.

[China Doll]

Every time I see this question title appear in the latest posts, the word 'Compton' springs to mind.... pity I don't know the rest of the song though since the line is now on a loop in my head :-/

[emmie]

we found it funny, i don't know who he was other than the supermarket employee, great name... and gave us a good laugh.

[shoota]

Messages like that are sometimes used to alert staff to the presence of known fraudsters or shoplifters or to get security staff to the exit.

[emmie]

i wish i didn't know that.