Little Johnny

[marval]

Little Johnny burst through the front door with a smile on his face.

Surprised that Johnny was home so early, his mother asked, "Why are you home from school so early?"

Johnny answered, "I was the only one who could answer a question."

"Oh, really? What was the question?" his mother asked.

"Who threw the rubber at the teacher?"


Little Johnny said to Billy, "You know, Jane Smith cheats!"

"Why do you say that?" asked Billy.

"Well she said she'd show me hers if I showed her mine - but it turns out she hasn't got one!" exclaimed Little Johnny.


Little Johnny's parents were having a party at their house.

One of the guests was observing Little Johnny, who would hold his chest whenever he bent down.

After a few minutes, the woman asked Little Johnny, "Why do you hold your chest whenever you bend down?"

Little Johnny said, "It is to keep my lungs from falling out. One day my teacher was writing on the board, and the chalk fell down. When she bent down to pick up the chalk, I saw her lungs come right out of her chest!"


Ms Crabtree had been telling her 1st grade class the story of the discovery of America by Columbus.

She concluded with, "And all this happened more than 500 years ago."

"Gosh!" exclaimed Little Johnny, "What a great memory you have!"


Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was.

Grandma answered, "Thirty-nine and holding."

Johnny thought for a moment and then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?"

[Psybbo]

Lol, love little Johnny

[berniecuddles]

he's a liitle bugger

[Baldric]

Keep 'em coming!