vain vampires

[johnlambert]

vampires dont cast a shadow or have reflections in a mirror,

so how come count Dracula's hair always looks good

[Lonnie]

Got his own personel heardresser?.

[gary baldy]

Tell you what though - i bet 24hr Tesco's were a godsend to vampires (and goths!)

[andy-hughes]

The same reason he sleeps in a coffin full of soil all day, and never has so much as a smudge on his clothes when he gets up.

It's just not fair.

[markja]

it doesn't. look closely and you'll see he's got terrible dandruff! (use a hi def tv)

how does he get away without a scratch when shaving? now there's a question!

[Toureman]

Because all the Draculas you have seen have been in films and had their make up and hair done by the studio make up and hair specialists.

If you met the real Dracula you would know him immidiatly by his disheveled apearance!