Fear not - through the wonders of telephonic communication I can bring some news.
Mrs O is officially "bloody poorly" again - but I am assured that the NHS wants her better as soon as possible ("or else").
Gness is currently off the net whilst "making curtains" for a friend - I have no idea if this is an actual soft furnishing project, or some sort of obscure code for something more interesting (as the friend is of the male persuasion) ...
I have no doubt they will be back soon with 'tales to tell'
dave xx