New Winter Olympic Events

[mrs_overall]

I would like to see the event of hurtling down a snowy hill on a fertilizer sack introduced (only because I used to be good at it.)
What events do you think should be introduced?

[Tilly2]

Duck boat racing.

[Frank97]

Synchronised snow angel making.

[mallyh]

reindeer racing

[snags]

Snowballing...

[Fusion5]

See how far you can throw a frozen chicken at stupid husband who forgot to get it out of the freezer lol lol

[berniecuddles]

bungee jumping au natural!

[Fusion5]

Ice Dancing in Stilletoes.

[joggerjayne]

The Vino Caldo Downhill

Down the course there are several bars. At each bar you have to stop, take off your skis and gloves, drink a vino caldo (gluhwein, vin chaud, whatever), a cappuchino, and a bar of chocolate, somehow get your ski suit down and use the loo, and then ski to the next bar.

The slopes get harder and steeper as the course goes on, because the vino caldo makes the racers more confident.

There is a time penalty if you leave your goggles, hat or rucksack in any of the bars, and a compulsory disqualification if you drop your mobile phone in the loo.

At least if this became an event, I would have a chance of being selected.

[bibblebub]

here's an event for the Star Wars fans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mKVJeA-wTw

[aelmpvw]

mrs_o, i'd wrongly assumed that the lack of recent posts from you and gness was down to intense training for the winter olympics pairs luge

[gness]

Sod it, O....he's sussed us!...:-(

[DaisyNonna]

100metre dash on ice in ballet shoes whilst being buffeted by random gusts of wind

[gness]

You'll need Cupid with you then, Daisy....☺

[DaisyNonna]

Could make it a 3 legged race gness, or a 4 legged race if the 3 of us join up!

[gness]

Last year I was the only competitor in the....Slide down a drive in the middle of the night wearing only a negligee and hanging on to a wheelie bin..event.

If anyone want to enter this year I'm game....☺

[mrs_overall]

Well done Frank97 for best answer.

Gness - stop being a tease. I know when you say negligee you really mean wincyette nightie.
BTW, only a certain class of woman wanders around outside in her night attire x

[murraymints]

psssst... don't tell anyone..in the summer I go out early in my jim jams to water the garden !

[mrs_overall]

Murray, that wouldn't be so bad if you didn't live on a main road.

Trollops, the pair of you!

[murraymints]

I'll have you know my jim jams are very respectable !..humph I'm fair affronted...

[bibblebub]

cat curling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evNi4_2qHPY