My friend's stuck in the toilet

[gertiebaby]

Help!! My friend is stuck in the toilet what shall we do?!!

[raysparx]

how far down it is he stuck? if you can push him round the trap and then flush the loo he should be able to get out at the nearest manhole, good luck

[gertiebaby]

Thanks for that. Thankfully she's not stuck that far. I'm getting a beefy friend to come help pull her out.

[Grunty]

Ask the neighbours if you can use their toilet.

[raysparx]

Didn't realise it was a lady that is stuck,iv'e got me wellies on and i am on me way,make room

[Whickerman]

for gawd's sake don't let the moment pass without decorating her backside and taking amusing photos to show at parties. I do this all the time and it goes down a treat.

[ARSENAL]

Flush him out.