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Gness - Your Heart-Throb Is On Bbc1 And Looking Haggard
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What have make-up done to Stephen Fry - he looks awful? Red cheeks and gaunt - and that facial bum-fluff? Please........
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.85 year old marries a 30 year old girl
9 months later he dies. Her friends leave a respectable amount of time.
Then, "What was he like?"
"Oh very generous, considerate, learned......"
"We don't mean like that, what was he like in bed?"
Oh Fantastic.....took his time, knew how to get a girl excited, none of this wham bag, thank-you ma'am sex."
"In fact, to the sound of the church bells on Sunday, we'd lie in bed and do it, Ding, Dong, Ding Dong, In Out, In Out, well you get the image, I am sure.....
She reflected for a second or two.
"He'd still be alive if that fire engine hadn't gone past."
9 months later he dies. Her friends leave a respectable amount of time.
Then, "What was he like?"
"Oh very generous, considerate, learned......"
"We don't mean like that, what was he like in bed?"
Oh Fantastic.....took his time, knew how to get a girl excited, none of this wham bag, thank-you ma'am sex."
"In fact, to the sound of the church bells on Sunday, we'd lie in bed and do it, Ding, Dong, Ding Dong, In Out, In Out, well you get the image, I am sure.....
She reflected for a second or two.
"He'd still be alive if that fire engine hadn't gone past."
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