.paddy Texts His Wife...

[trt]

"Mary, I’m just having one more pint with the lads.
If I’m not back in 20 minutes, read this message again."

[ummmm]

lol....good one.

[excelsior-1]

very clever - i like it

(might even use it myself)

[marval]

HaHa

[scorpiojo]

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[whiskeryron]

Paddy's wife rings him on his mobile & says '' Paddy your dinner's on the table,come home straight away or it goes in the bin'' he replied ''how did you know I was here ?''

WR.

[Caribeing]

Very good! That's my bedtime book!