Arsenal: The Entire Body...

[sandyRoe]

A brilliantly funny definition from a member of the 'I'm sorry I haven't a clue' team on The One show tonight. Can you think of an equally funny one?

[beastmonkey]

i heard one that was
faculty= what a cockney says when he runs out of PG tips

Stephen Fry once said
countryside= the killing of piers morgan

[atalanta]

Frank Muir once defined a "horologist" as a " social worker"

[Hopkirk]

Spoonerisms - bird watching

[sunny-dave]

Focaccia - being rude to a whole continent ...

[Zacs-Master]

Fusilli
A pointless pasta dish.

[sunny-dave]

Fluctuations - being rude to all the inhabitants of the same continent ...

[Zacs-Master]

Sauerkraut
A bad review of a German restaurant.

[Zacs-Master]

Suspenders
A racy crime novel.

[DaisyNonna]

Love= Nothing