This Is Extremely Funny

[ukanonymous]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562957/Muslim-leaders-issue-fatwa-against-living-MARS-no-righteous-reason-there.html

I kinda get where they are commin from NOT.

[tonyav]

Thank gawd for that, I thought it was going to be about Mars Bars.

[emmie]

some kind of joke surely. x

[youngmafbog]

Says it all really.

2m fatwa's since 2008. Seems a worse body than the EU!

[Baldric]

Do you think they would lift the Fatwa if they were told they could have Mars as a Muslim Planet, Sharia law and all, on the proviso they all move there?

[emmie]

can always go to Legoland
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2561686/LITTLEJOHN-Jolly-Jihadi-Boys-Outing-Legoland.html

[mikey4444]

I shall ignore this new "fatwa" from the Islamic nutters in the same way that I ignored all the others ! What nonsense !

[Brenden]

Might be the only place available to us infidels to live eventually

[whiskeryron]

// Killing oneself is strictly forbidden in Islam, according to the Quran//

I had a little chuckle over that bit.

WR.

[jomifl]

/‘Such a one-way journey poses a real risk to life, and that can never be justified in Islam. /

Of course, it's much more dangerous than suicide bombing.

[ludwig]

// The GAIAE has issued around two million Fatwas through its Official Fatwa Centre since its inception in 2008. //

Blimey, that's nearly 1000 Fatwas a day. I guess the Official Fatwa Centre must be a pretty big place. Either that or just a small number of very angry people working long hours.