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Paddy Opens A Fast Food Restaurant

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paulllambert | 16:51 Tue 25th Feb 2014 | Jokes
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The phone rings on opening night.
Paddy: hello
Michael: hello, do you sell pizza?
Paddy: we do
Michael: what toppings do you have?
Paddy: we do cheese, tomato, mushrooms, ham, salami, pepperoni and pineapple.
Michael: do you deliver?
Paddy: no, only cheese, tomato, mushroom, ham.....
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