Suggestions Please

[lady-janine]

we have 11 (eleven) little fat piglets running around our front garden and the patio. the farmer is out and i don't know where or when he is likely to be back. he can't see them from his house.

oh dear, now they've started to go up the path to the our field (back garden). they look very cute. i have dealt with his calves, cows and, on one occasion, the young bull but i think this lot is beyond my capabilites.

what would you do?

[lady-janine]

am making another pot of tea. have put bottle of wine in fridge for later.

[lady-janine]

mum is still safely shut in her part of the shed. only her pesky, disobedient children that have got out.

[Peaspeculiars]

Lol, yes I see the issue. Feet up then and open yer vino, It'll make better viewing than the usual rubbish on the telly :-)

[B00]

I'd be enchanted!

As long as they can't harm themselves I'd leave them to it and go out and watch them, I bet they're hilarious :-)

[Old_Geezer]

Sooey! Here pig, pig, piggy.

So long as they don't start turning over your flowerbeds you should be ok. If they start rooting around insist you need truffles as compensation.

Now go get a bacon sandwich and relax.

[lady-janine]

can't see them now. don't know where they hav got to. hope they've gone home or they could be frightened. flower beds are safe as i don't have any. will let you know further if anything tomorrow. btw lambs were getting through the netting earlier but they went back.

[Tuvok]

Been there, done that - a few years ago there were pigs in the firld behind us.

Farmer had moved mother pig that morning to another part of the field - without realising she'd had piglets.

I spotted one piglet around the empty pen - thats when we discovered the rest!

Farmer came and took piglets back to mother pig.