We received a Wedding invitation, which came with san RSVP postcard. The only two options to tick were-
- Would like to accept with pleasure
- Must decline, with regret.
which i think, shows a distinct lack of imagination.
how about -
- Might do, if no better offers come along
-Nah. Hate weddings. They never last.
- OK, but i think you're making a mistake
- Better not. Slept with the groom last Friday.
Parents of the bride were a very prim, proper lady and gent, I knew them reasonably well. Anyway, Best man, a mate who didn't know how to keep his gob shut got up to do his speech and used the phrase that when Sally and Simon had met at that gangbang little did they know they would end up married (names have been changed to protect the innocent), there were a few...
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