People's fave jokes

[Coldfusion]

What are people's fave jokes? (No rude one's please else thi question will be banned!)

[gilf]

Bloke goes into a pet shop and say's 'Have you got any Wasps' The person behind the counter says 'We dont' sell wasps'. 'Are you sure, theres some in the window'

[bernardo]

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same.

[andy hughes]

A lady walked into a bar and asked the barman for a double entendre, so he gave her one! I thenk youw!

[bluedolphin]

Why have elephants got big ears...coz noddy wont pay the ransom boom boom !

[Hamish]

A man walks into a bar....Ouch!

[andjac]

what do you call a pig with a spade up it's rse ....can't do it,it's too rude so..Two parrots stood on a perch one of them says "can you smell fish?"......o.k.it's Dawn French

[PhilLew]

Dyslexic man walks into a bra.

[number8]

I went to a strawberry contest the other day, and a girl with no legs won it....................................jammy C**t

[number8]

Sorry, should be strawberry picking contest

[melandraf]

A horse walks into a bar and the Landlord says to him "why the long Face ?" Ha Ha Ha....

[melandraf]

A horse walks into a bar and the Landlord says to him "why the long Face ?" Ha Ha Ha....

[melandraf]

...no idea why i said that twice..... but while i'm here... What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head ??? RUSSELL. Ha Ha Ha......

[FredPuli]

A penguin walks in to a bar and says to the barman " Has my brother been in?" and the barman says " Dunno. What does he look like?"