Do you know some good insults??

[Raydude]

I'd like to insult someone...can you help me with some nasty insults or rebuffs (eg. .. Don't slice me up with your sharp tongue) .. its all for fun. A friend and I regularly try to out-insult each other.. :-D

[andy hughes]

How about "Saucer of milk over here!" or "Can you scratch your ear with your back foot? Most bitches can!"

[GordonL]

If you had a brain cell it would die of lonliness. May the fleas of a thousand camels invade your armpits. May you ears turn into ar***h***s and s**t on your shoulders. Can I help you out?...which way did you come in? Can you follow the example of your head and come to the point.

[TommyC]

Somwhere, a perfectly good village is missing an idiot...!!

[TommyC]

Is there a Sanity Clause in this (document) you've given me ?

[TommyC]

And my all-time favourite Number One.. Not strictly speaking an insult, but.. "You know, I'd buy you a parachute but I'd be scared it might open". (Thank you forever, and R.I.P. Groucho Marx).

[omblod]

"Who cuts your hair? The council?"

[chrissmiff]

The best insults are from Winston Churchill: "I am very drunk madam and you are very ugly, in the morning I'll be sober!" Lady to WC "If I was married to you, I would put poison in your coffee" WC to Lady "If you where my wife, I'd drink it!"

[beenee]

'Don't hate me cos I'm beautiful' always works for me.

[bernardo]

How about "You're so stupid that you must be that idiot who keeps asking about tucking blanks into blanks" or "You are a bad mad rancid nankerous skankerous cantankerous intransigent wombat" or "You are a nasty vastly ghastly dastardly b-st-rd"

[paulz]

This is pretty good and comes in 5 langauges! click 4 The Insult Dictionay. They also published the Lovers Dictionary, how to chat someone up - again in five languages. I think it was English/French/German/Italian & Spanish. Well worth the money

[The Ponderer]

I'd slap you good looking but i don't have all week

[Philtaz]

Try these: I hope your next **** is a hedgehog. It's a battle of wits but I won't fight someone who is unarmed. Your one brain cell must rattle about in there like a marble in a biscuit tin. I've heard you have to take your socks off to count past ten. You've got the sort of face only a hyena would laugh at. What are those marks on your knuckles, have you just learned to walk upright? I won't tread on your toes, you'll get brain damage. If brains were made of dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off.

[Philtaz]

The edited word in the first sentence is S,H, a 1 and a T(had to put it like that to get around the AB edit).

[Philtaz]

My apologies, Number 5 should read: Yopu've got a face that even a hyena wouldn't laugh at! Also, could I have your picture? I'm on a diet and would like to stick it on the fridge to keep me away.

[madjack]

you were so ugly as a child, your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck so the dog would go near you.... you were so ugle as achild your mother fed you with a catapult

[liamtrader]

North Antrim insult Ye buck eedjit

[LinoJennings]

Ur Mum Is So Nasty, When We Had Phone Sex, I Caught An Ear Infection !! ahahahahaa !!

[greenie87]

ur so stupid u took a ruler to bed to see how long u slept.

your so poor you can't afford to pay attention - my fave

your so dumb, you would fail a blood test