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Elderly Neighbour.

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cupid04 | 00:07 Fri 25th Apr 2014 | Jokes
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A woman notices her elderly next door neighbour lying flat on his face in his vegetable patch. 'Are you okay? she calls anxiously. 'I'm fine,' he yells back.
'I'm planting potatoes but I've lost my dibber so I'm using my todger instead.' 'In that case I'll send my husband,' she says. 'They need to go deeper than that.'
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LOL.
00:10 Fri 25th Apr 2014
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ho ho, that's one in the eye for him
03:46 Fri 25th Apr 2014
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lol
11:38 Fri 25th Apr 2014
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don't encourage her, guys. ;)
11:40 Fri 25th Apr 2014
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Very good ! lol lol
11:41 Fri 25th Apr 2014
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When you said flat on his face, I thought you were speaking to Pinocchio ! He probably lied about the dibber.
11:43 Fri 25th Apr 2014
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King Edwards or Baby New Ones!!
11:47 Fri 25th Apr 2014
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..and Desiree was underneath..
13:56 Fri 25th Apr 2014

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