Animals That Are A Bit Hard To Love

[joggerjayne]

Obviously we all support animal charities when we can.

It's easy when it's something cute and furry, like a koala, or graceful and elegant, like a shark.

But ... hyenas.

Okay, there are charities to preserve their habitat. But ...

The female hyena has a willy ...

http://scientopia.org/img-archive/scicurious/img_498.jpg

And hyenas are happy to eat by shoving their head inside a dead elephant's butt.

http://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Hyena.jpg

It just makes it a bit hard to, err ... feel any empathy ??

[Wharton]

My missus had two willies, that's why I left her.

[ferlew]

Bliddy hell, see what you mean. :(

[Jeza]

Sorry jj. How are you ferlew?

[joggerjayne]

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[stewey]

Yabut, God made the beasts of the earth after their kind, and the cattle after their kind, and everything that creeps on the ground after its kind; and God saw that it was good. And if God saw that they were good, then they are...So there! So send money, in care of me. preferably.

[jomifl]

I'm not to keen on baboons having had a close up view of a wild one.

[Baldric]

"All good things shall come to pASS!"

[jomifl]

I know you have a Scottish accent Wharton but shouldn't it be spelt 'wellies'

[Old_Geezer]

Gosh, that's no laughing matter.

[ferlew]

Apologies JJ, Trying to overcome Jeza. GP was very good yesterday and gave me some beta blockers to act as first aid. You ?

[joggerjayne]

Of course, stewey. It's Nature. And Nature is wonderful.

But, you know ...

Sometimes Nature seems a bit less wonderful than at other times.

[stewey]

So, JJ, are you going to send me lots of pounds so that I can send it on to the UGF: Ugly Animal Fund?:)

[Graham-W]

That's not a willy. It's a clitoris!

[stewey]

So that's why they're always howling.

[Ken4155]

I once adopted a hyena but i sent it back - it kept laughing at me.

[stewey]

I once adopted an owl and tried to teach it that famous "Who's on first?" comic routine; it only could remember the first word.