So who remembers this from the school playground :)

[RATTER15]

Phlegmy phlegmy custard,
phlegmy phlegmy pie,
all mixed up with a dead dogs eye,
stir it thin, stir it thick,
then wash it down with a warm cup of sick.

Weren't we delightful as kids!!

Blame Bigfoot, he started the subject of phlegm!!!!

[Booldawg]

LOL Karen, our version was:

Eyes, nose, mouth and chin
going down to see uncle jim
Uncle Jim sells lemonade
round the corner chocolates made

(all with actions)

Do you also remember doing 'smell the cheese'? The 'cheese' was your clenched fist waiting to punch the unsuspecting 'sniffer' from short range, straight on the nose.

[rowanwitch]

Booldawg, join Bigfoot on the naughty step please...

[Joeyjake]

Our version was:

Skitter skatter pudding
Green phlegm pie
Dead dog's giblets
One cat's eye
Snails on bread
Rubbed in Vic
All washed down with a cup of cold sick

mm mm mm !!!!

[kawakiri]

I am the walrus.

[Bnbn]

My grandmother apparently used this version as a young girl around 1914:

Scatter-matter pudding,
Cream-phlegm pie,
Two dog's giblets
and one cats eye.
Spread it on a toenail
two inches thick
and wash it all down
with a cup of cold sick.