Arrgghhh - my dad just phoned & he's coming for a surprise visit any minute now. House looks like a bomb has hit it as it is the end if the Easter holidays & he's bringing his new wife!!! Fingers crossed he's not bringing anyone else.
You have five kids! Give one the vacuum, another two dusters, send one to do the washing up and the other to clean the bathroom. then you can nip to the garden for a calming ciggie ;-)
Been & gone! Nice to formally meet his wife, I only know her from when she was our neighbour. Expect my ears will be burning later when they discuss my house.