I Saw........

[excelsior-1]

......a very pretty girl in the nightclub last night and she was wearing a chessboard patterned shirt



So, I made a move on her.

[1ozzy]

Did you get her in mate?

[Arksided]

He probably pawned her.

[jim360]

I bet that was a fun knight!

[ethelburga]

Good repartee!

[vulcan42]

was she a check, mate?

[McMouse]

As the actress said to the bishop.

[SlackAlice]

She stepped aside with 'en passant'

[Svejk]

your jokes are getting a bit stale, mate.