Horse Puns

[excelsior-1]

A horse is a very stable animal.

If you hear it from the horse's mouth you're listening to a neigh sayer.

There were three horses on a ship including a sick bay.

After the horse ate all of his hay he had a baleful look about him.

One horse said to another: your pace is familiar but I don't remember the mane.

[marval]

I saw a horse looking sad, I said "Why the long face?"

[seadogg]

In continental restaurants the have horses for courses.