Should I Make A Run For It?

[Zeuhl]

The police have just phoned me from outside my house.

They are now on their way to my offices to take a DNA cheek swab for a 30 year old murder enquiry in which they have a full DNA profile of the attacker.

Hopefully the technology is reliable

If not, it's been nice knowing you all

[grasscarp]

Noodle, I never noticed your name before and see you joined a couple of weeks ago. I dont think any of us need reminding of the awful nature of much that goes on. This has been from the start a jokey thread. I dont think it would make much difference what section it was in if people really made offensive remarks, and anyone is free to report anything they dont like. Anyway welcome to Answerbank.

[EcclesCake]

I think it's welcome back......

[ummmm]

Rejoined a couple of weeks ago more like...

[grasscarp]

sorry - emoclew

[mikey4444]

No you can't ! Yes, I would have done the same as Zeuhl, but I would have phoned my solicitor first, as others have suggested on here today.

There is no need to assume...I am always here to ask !

[ChillDoubt]

Is it good online etiquette to make jokes after someone was murdered? I personally don't think so as a family have been crying at their loss for the last 30 years.
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Let's not go all sackcloth and ashes, it WAS 30 years ago and I'm sure they've come to terms a little in that time.
Heinous though it may have been I doubt they've cried every day.
Zeuhl's OP has been taken by most in the context in which it was posted.

[jno]

as Zeuhl stands in the shadow of the scaffold, I'm sure his laughter will be of the strangled kind

[Peter Pedant]

has anyone been convicted on duff DNA evidence ?

yes I think they have - US of course and a private lab....

Run bambi Run ! and be good enough to wear a head cam....

[Peter Pedant]

Jesus there are some bad tempered posts on this thread

I dont mind you joking Z - it is after all ridiculous to think you zero'ed someone 30 y ago.

[DrFilth]

just got a text, too many posts here to read is it true Zeuhl has been arrested after his dna gave a computer the cold virus and he has admitted that he is in the muslim masonic brothersinhood and has been charged with ninth degree whatsit

[pixie373]

So zeuhl- have you found out if you did it yet?

[Peter Pedant]

I always knew his filthy liberal views would get him into trouble

His thoughts probably mutated his DNA
He'll never now get out - think about it - in the slammer with no books to read ! except perhaps the odd instructive txt from AOG.

That'll teach him to live in Bath thirty y ago

[ChillDoubt]

Chilldoubt you're to be commended on your "Show of unity" but unfortunately you're 2 hours too late. Sorry was said and i like to think we've all moved on unless you think that dredging up negativity can be a good thing? If not we welcome you to move on with us.
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You don't sound as though you have, though......

[Peter Pedant]

Gentlemen please - can you stop squabbling ?

I cant even work out what it is about ) the squabble)

I have worked out why they want his DNA

[askyourgran]

I was going to say we could back him up being on AB at the time....but 30 years ago is a bit of a stretch of the imagination....... however we can stagger the visiting hours between us.

[Baldric]

Just wondering why Noodles in saying "move on with us" I haven't seen more outsider looking in type posts for ages!