Noah And The Snakes

[excelsior-1]

With the Ark settled safely after the flood, Noah opens the doors and commands the animals, “Go forth and multiply!”

All the animals depart the Ark, except for two snakes in the back.

Noah proclaims again, “Go forth and multiply,” yet the snakes stay put.

Perturbed, Noah finally asks them, “Why have you not followed my command?”

The snakes flicker their tongues and answer, “We can’t multiply, Noah—we’re Adders.”

[Arksided]

I'd never mess with an articulate snake. ;-)

[Ann]

Old as the hills Excel but still funny! :)

[Butterbun]

lol

[marval]

lol

[weecalf]

Go on rattle off some more excelslor-1

[colinatyeo]

Is it possible to print from here?

[frugalfred]

That just about sums it up. (Nice to hear from you, excel.)

[cupid04]

I agree with frugal, welcome back.x

[marval]

Sadly he is not back, he posted this on May 2nd. He last posted on 4th May. Come back excel, we miss you.

[frugalfred]

Agreed, marval; his puns were always a great source for a good chuckle.

[cupid04]

Come back Excel....miss your one-liners. Hope you're okay. xx

[Svejk]

remamba to check the date, fred. (groan)

[frugalfred]

I shall set that advice in asp-ic, svejk!

[Svejk]

;o)