Money Supermarket.

[10ClarionSt]

Hello. My name is Theo. Can you give me a quote for car insurance please? Sure. What type of car do you drive?
Well, I don't actually have a car. I just pretend to have one.
Oh that's fine. Your premium will be zero. Now that is a mega saving.
Anyone else who pretends to drive can have the same deal! Wonderful eh?

[kvalidir]

Eh?

[jno]

oh, I sit in the car in the driveway spinning the wheel and going brrrrm brrrrm for hours, just to get the maximum value from insurance contracts.

[treetops68]

Ummm....Oh! Yeah!!!

[Frank97]

Can I pretend to have two cars on the same policy, or will I have to pretend to have two policies?

[elliemay1]

Bit early for the sherry, methinks!

[sir.prize]

Must be Silly Saturday . . .

[TTG]

I don't have a Ferrari...think of the premiums and running costs I am saving!