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Isn't The Human Body A Wonderful Machine

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Bazile | 13:23 Tue 20th May 2014 | ChatterBank
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I dreamt last night that i wanted to go for a pee .

I was in my old secondary school building - but every toilet i went into, something stopped me from having a pee - either it was filthy dirty or some other thing stopping me doing the business .

Soon afterwards i woke up and guess what - yes i am bursting to have a pee .
Isn't the body fantastic in stopping me from peeing in my pj's ?

This is a dream i have every so often in one form or another .

What recurring dream do you have ?
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Bazile......many.....but this one p1sses me off. I meet a very attractive, upmarket desirable, smartly dressed woman and she seems to respond tom flirtatious advances. I persuade her to book into this 5 * hotel with me, clearly for further developments but on arriving at our suite, she asks for black satin sheets and a bottle of Lois Roderer champagne. The...
13:34 Tue 20th May 2014
you always want me on the naughty step cant we go elsewhere comfortable
sorry Bernie, the sheds 'occupied' you two will have to stick to the step ;o}
how's Albs not seen her lately mm
hmmm....and think how naughty you are ! lol
blimey peas you love that shed lol
have not heard from albs...think her dongle has dangled !
who's in the shed me wonders ?
lol told her to use my dongle but its dangled too!
boaty the stripper..!!
Oi! naughty step now!
All this talk of bed & physical activities, did you hear about the decorator & his girlfriend ? They fell out of bed & made it a mat finish.
hail Mary...
I must try to remember that mat finish gag, lol
nothing wrong with satin sheets, as long as they are really satin but silk is better.
minty how id you get off the naughty step? I thought you were chained to it.
Never did enthrall you with my recurring dream, Baz!
It's really, really dull....I organise things....I see boxes or books or shoes and I have to get them in an order....then number them...and that's when I start talking and sometimes walking.
I used to wake MrG up to help me stack the boxes or whatever in size, colour weight order.
He would have to wake me up to stop me and I was always cross because he hadn't been doing his share of organising these....imaginary things...
Poor soul...he was patient.....☺
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crikey - you lot have been naughty

Psybbo
//Yes Baz, I'm still waiting...........for the champagne //

I've just taken delivery of a case of Dom Perignon - i'll put a couple of bottles on ice - why dont you come over later and i'll show you my etchings

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