What Size?

[marval]

A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman ntended to stock up.

At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher.

"Don't worry, " he said. "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

Several aisles later, she heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system.

"Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."

[berniecuddles]

certainly wasn't my neighbour Marvel!

[aelmpvw]

my elderly mother still cringes at the thought of asking the local butcher if he'd got a pork hock

[marval]

I gather your neighbour doesn't need a bigger pair Bernie.

[berniecuddles]

er how can i put it there was(no need for binoculars)!

[berniecuddles]

back to the joke- good job it wasn't crabs she wanted

[Peaspeculiars]

.. or pork sausage