It's me!
I know it's me!
I've got that 'sixth sense' sensation that tells me I've won!
I can feel it in my bones!
I can feel it in my water!
(Which, when you think about it, is a very odd place to feel anything!).
I know that it's me!
It's got to be me!
I'm already planning what to do with the money!
So I'll just check my ticket . . .
Oh, hang on a moment. I've just remembered. I don't do the EuroMillions Lottery ;(