It's All In The Detail ... Worst Map Ever

[joggerjayne]

So I get home today after a couple of days with the BF ...

I cycle to Waitrose, chain my bike to the tree outside the shop, pick up a few bits, and then wander along to a jolly pub called The Paris House ...

Where I pick up a copy of "The Brighton And Hove Cycle Map".

Pubs here always have piles of stuff to read on the window ledges. Various magazines like Latest 7, Brighton Visitor, Inside, XYZ, etc, and leaflets about gigs. Stuff like that.

And, today ... The Brighton And Hove Cycle Map

Hey, cool, I think to myself. I'll check out the hidden cycle routes around the town.

I don't look at the map in the pub. I wait until later, at home ... just now, in fact ... to discover the exciting two wheeled adventures which lie in wait.

And ...

It's an ordinary map of the city, on which they have put red and white dotted lines along the sea front, and around Preston Park.

Err, that's it!

It's all in the detail !!!

Worst map ever!

[tonyav]

Jaysus, what happened to make you go over the handle bars, jj ?.

[joggerjayne]

Oh, we were just biking down a track on the Downs, bit wet and muddy and bumpy ... and slippy, as it turned out. Usual sort of bike crash thing.

Still, now I have my Bike Map ... I'll be okay now, eh!

[boxtops]

I'd have difficulty not cycling into choocowoccydoodah......

Our cycle routes are dire, there are dozens of them, including one going the wrong way up a one-way street :-)

[boxtops]

Hey JJ, here's a good 'un! http://www.sustrans.org.uk/ncn/map/route/route-1

[joggerjayne]

It's hard to get PAST Choccywokky because of all the tourists who stand and gaze in the window.