I Only Do First-Aid Now

[McMouse]

When I was young I decided to go to Medical School.

At the entrance exam we were asked to rearrange the letters PNEIS and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered *spine* are doctors today while the rest of us are posting jokes on the internet.

[1ozzy]

Ha ha
It got a rise out of me.

[zebo]

No problems for me, I must have backbone.

[Baldric]

Stuck rigidly to the rules then, did they?

[excelsior-1]

so THAT'S why i was kicked out of medical school

[tonyav]

That was a bit stiff of them, excel.

[scorpiojo]

You could say they were quite hard on you

[excelsior-1]

they were a bit cocky with me, tony

[DTCwordfan]

they didn't appreciate when I wrote, "a clitoris is a far more sensitive and erect object, particularly when stimulated by the tongue." I was classified as a lesbian, a status I still like to enjoy today if this is to be the case.