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excelsior-1 | 07:49 Sun 29th Jun 2014 | Jokes
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now, other players are trying to justify their actions by using 'the suarez defence'


Zidane: "I fell into Materazzi"

Cantona: "I slipped into a fan"

Giggs & Terry: "I fell into your wife"






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Or even, from Chicago, "He ran into my knife ten times..."?
He shot himself in the foot whilst I was holding the gun ? Cheif Constable of somewhere...

Italians unimpressed with S:
pippo dice: "Non dobbiamo prendere tutto così seriamente". Questo dimostra che é tutto fuori di testa

S says 'we dont have to take everything so seriously.' This shows ( says Pippo) that he completely out of his head
Well why not, Piscatorius at one point claimed the shooting was "accidental".
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