Please Stop Now

[weecalf]

Remember posting this last year .Would the double players at wimbers stop cougratulating each other after every point.Im now stopped watching because of this .Would one speak to their mp or the wimbers board summits got to be done .

[Mamyalynne]

Are there any railings you could chain yourself to?

[weecalf]

there a local tennis club should I go there to complain .if I did and did not get satisfaction you would say serves you right

[Bazile]

What are they doing - hi 5's ?

[Mamyalynne]

Well as long as you had taken a packed lunch of cucumber sandwiches (crusts off) and some Strawberries and cream - it would count as a day out.

[Peter Pedant]

At this level, the way to win is to hit the ball as hard as you can, at the gurl....
she wobbles like a jelly and has difficulty in returning - man's forehand shot to girl's back hand is even worse

so if she gets it back over the net, congrats are in order....

[anneasquith]

WIMBERS ......................awe come on ?

[DTCwordfan]

A ball up the bum sounds the way out of this....

[Mamyalynne]

Anne are you coming on the protest too? No Molotov Cocktails, only Pimms.

[DTCwordfan]

No Strawberries, they are to squishy.....

[DTCwordfan]

too squishy.....aaaagh

[Peter Pedant]

I was gonna say, more to look at -
Imean who cares if one of the men's t+ts fall out of the singlet ?

( repeat of Peaches Barkovitz slip of twenty years ag0 )

however I have turned over - and it is a phenomenal match at present - Murray back on form....( and not a thingey in sight )

[DTCwordfan]

bit like this, Peter? - one Nicholas Mahut....

http://i.imgur.com/Cwmeank.jpg

[sandyRoe]

That tall girl is remarkably plain ^

[DTCwordfan]

and flat-chested, sandy....no risk of spillage there.

[weecalf]

Have they stopped yet?