I loved school trips....we had some parents who volunteered to help out and some who didn't care where the children went or what they wore as long as someone else was looking after them.....
My last trip before retiring.....counting the children off the bus at the end and noticing Buster feeling his way off....
Me: Buster...where are your glasses?
B: In the 'edge, Miss..
Me: What hedge?
B: One of them 'edges round that big 'ouse you made us go and look at.
Me: Why?????
B: Well, Miss....I 'ates wearing 'em and me mum 'ates looking for 'em so she sez I 'ave to remember where I put 'em every time I takes 'em off.
So I took 'em off and I've remembered where I put 'em.....in the 'edge...
Me: So....I'll have to take you back to the...big 'ouse....and you'll show me where you put them?
B: We can try, Miss.....lots of 'edges weren't there......☺