No Problems Anyone ?

[Dee Sa]

surely someone must have a love related dilemma ? I keep coming here to have a looksee and absolutely nix. Is it because the answers are too brutal and its not what people want to hear ? I wonder, but I don't have any relationship problems to report, sorry about that folks, I will just have to keep watching JK to get my daily dose !

[ummmm]

My only problem is him waking me up in the morning effing and blinding because the van is early :-)

[murraymints]

I just don't listen..he has only two faults though......everything he does and everything he says !!

[boxtops]

I have to laugh at this - I opened the post to read it, it's in Relationships and Dating, correct - the first Related Post below is about a problem with a toilet not flushing, LOL!

[gness]

No relationship problems either, Dee......not for want of trying.....☻

[shoota]

I came to know this bird on line but she keeps rejecting me.
What shall I have for dinner?

[gness]

Mackerel?

[shoota]

Also she keeps flirting with other men and clearing off to strange places....

[Baldric]

I like Fish!

[gness]

Shoota....you have to find another for your attentions........this one is far too flighty....try Tilly....Ahhh....think you maybe have....... ;-)

[Svejk]

I've sent my Nigerian(well, she's Welsh, but works there) £5,000 since Easter, but now she needs another £300 for her passport(don't ask) and £600 for her air-fare. Should I send it to her.

[shoota]

I'm talking about Tilly, who did you think I was talking about?

[gness]

Cupid of course!

[baza]

when I make a cuppa (dunk pg tips bag) into my white mug the tea goes darker than Mrs B's (pink mug). Am I stirring it the wrong way or should I just let the boss make the tea ?

[sunny-dave]

I don't have any problems (well none that I'm telling you lot about, anyway) but I did get this email from a friend :

"Dear Dave

My girlfriend Mary is pregnant - this is a surprise as she has had a hysterectomy and I have had a vasectomy.

What should we call the baby?

Cheers

Joseph"

[gness]

Wayne?....☺

[shoota]

Wayne is OK s long as the surname in not Kerr...

[shoota]

Wayne is OK as long as the surname is not Kerr...

[Baldric]

"Brian"

[sunny-dave]

He's a naughty Baldric ...

[Svejk]

well that's the last time i'll go to the trouble of making up a story to brighten up your Monday morning, Dee-sa. ;-(