Wizard Puns

[APugsLife]

Anybody got any?

[McMouse]

There's this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following sign: "This parking space belongs to the Wizard. ... Violators will be toad."

[ChillDoubt]

I was asked to join the Ku Klux Klan last year......





Apparently I'm a bit of a Wizard under the sheets!


I'm here all week.

[excelsior-1]

you mean something along the lines of 'that chicken was so cheap, i paid a poultry sum for it's?

[kvalidir]

This might get banned, but on my defence my gay brother just told it to me:)

A Wizard walked into a gay bar- and disappeared with a poof!

[atalanta]

her bikini was a figleaf of his imagination

[cupid04]

Q] What do you call a wizard lying in the gutter?

A] Dwayne!


Q] What was the wizards favourite Beach Boys song?

A] Help me Wand-a.

Q]What kind of car does a wizard drive?

A] A Ford hocus-focus.

[Baldric]

The Wizard of Oz

At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is there to help the animals of the forest with some of their daily problems. One day a toad hops in.
The toad says "Oh wizard, please help me. I was born with a yellow p***s."
"I've told you animals, I can't help you with any big problems," responds the wizard. "You'll have to go see the Wizard of Oz."
So the toad hops off on his merry little way. But in not too long an elephant enters the wizards pad.
"Oh wizard," the elephant begins, "please help me. I was born without a trunk."
Now the wizard is infuriated. "Don't you stupid animals ever listen!!! Take your damn big problems to the wizard of Oz!"
The elephant responds "But, wizard how do I get to the Wizard of Oz?"
"Oh that's easy," says the wizard. "Just follow the yellow dicked toad!"

[inksplotter]

The great wizard Prang - this is a bit dated.

An overbearded magician would be an Hairy Potter.

An African music hall sorceror-Ali Congo.

Female conjurors Abbey Cadabra and May Presto.