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What Goes 99... Bonk, 99... Bonk?

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AB Editor | 10:25 Thu 10th Jul 2014 | Jokes
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A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Most centipedes do not have 100 legs. The number of legs a centipede has depends upon the number of body segments that make up its body, and this number varies by species. Centipedes typically have one pair of legs per segment. A fully equipped adult centipede can have between 15 and 177 pairs of legs. :-D
10:27 Thu 10th Jul 2014
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Oh. I thought the answer was going to be "sqad" :-)
10:26 Thu 10th Jul 2014
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centipede with a wooden leg
10:27 Thu 10th Jul 2014
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I thought you were asking and didnt notice you already said. please remove my answer. you have the power!
10:27 Thu 10th Jul 2014
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Randy ice-cream seller?
10:28 Thu 10th Jul 2014
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Lol
10:28 Thu 10th Jul 2014
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Sounds about my average, asking the ladies.
10:29 Thu 10th Jul 2014
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I'm just glad it's such a classic, grasscarp :)
10:29 Thu 10th Jul 2014
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172, 173, 174, 175, phone rings ... one, two, three, four
10:34 Thu 10th Jul 2014
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10th July, 11: 20 - Ed discovers Christmas cracker under his sideboard. 11:24, Decides to share its joke on AB. :-)
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