Kids Don't You Just Love Them

[marval]

A third grader went home and told her mother she was in love with a classmate and was going to marry him.

"That's fine" said her mother, going along with the gag.

"Does he have a job?"

The little girl replied, "Oh, yes. He erases the black-board in our class."


A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party.

When she saw her dad donning his dinner jacket, she warned,

"Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."

"And why not, darling?"

"You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."


Little Sandy was with her father when they stopped by the beauty shop to pick-up her Mother.

She wasn't quite ready, so they sat down and waited.

Without any warning, Sandy goes over to her mother’s stylist and blurts out.

"My Daddy says you're a fairy. May I see your magic wand?"


A little girl asked her mother for a pound to give to an old lady in the park.

Her mother was touched by the child's kindness, and gave her the required sum.

"There you are, my dear," said the mother.

"But, tell me, isn't the lady able to work anymore?"

"Oh yes," came the reply. "She sells sweets."

[Svejk]

good ones, probably happen too.

[pixie373]

Lol. Just today we had a family BBQ and there was this conversation between my sister and 8 year old nephew-

"mum, you were drunk last night."

"No, i wasn't drunk!"

"Oh. So you were just pretending to be?"

;D

[marval]

lol good one pixie.