Whoops!

[excelsior-1]

A man is sitting in a bar staring at his drink. After staring at it for half an hour without taking a sip, one of the bar regulars decides to have some fun with him.

He picks up the man’s drink and knocks it back in one. The man starts crying.

‘Don’t take it like that,’ says the regular. ‘It was a joke. I’ll buy you another one.’

‘It’s not just that,’ replies the man. ‘This day has been the worst one of my life. First, I oversleep and get into work late. My boss fires me and, when I leave the building, I find my car had been stolen. I get a cab home but leave my briefcase on the back seat with my wallet in it. Then, when I get home, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. After all that I come to this bar and then, when I’ve just made up my mind to end it all, you show up and drink my poison…’

[Butterbun]

ooops!

[marval]

Oh dear

[tonyav]

Love this joke, excel. It's a killer.

[Jomlett]

I find that very hard to swallow...