Another Groan Alert - A Sqad Joke And A Polish One.

[DTCwordfan]

Polish Terminology for Expat English Doctors

artery the study of fine painting
barium what you do when the patient dies
benign what you are after you are eight
cesarean section a district in Rome
colic a sheep dog
congenital friendly
dilate to live long
fester quicker
G.I. series baseball game between soldiers
hangnail coat hook
medical staff a doctor's cane
minor operation coal digger
morbid a higher offer
nitrate lower than the day rate
node was aware of
organic church musician
out-patient a person who has fainted
post-operative a letter carrier
protein in favor of young people
secretion hiding anything
serology study of English knighthood
tablet a small table
tumor an extra pair
urine opposite of your out
varicose veins veins very close together

[WELSHYORKIE]

LOL

[marval]

lol

[tonyav]

LOL, like it DT.

[wolf63]

I read that out loud to my moggies - us in an Irish accent for some reason.

:-)

[askyourgran]

Lol Love it.

[tonyav]

Does it sound funnier spoken with an Irish accent, wolf ?. and did the moggies laugh.

[wolf63]

No laughter, but she is trying to barf up a hairball. Never trust a smiling cat!!

[Sqad]

LOL.

[tonyav]

Ah she's pulling the old hairball trick, wolf. In 10 mins she will be trying to get you to feed her.

[wolf63]

Tony, I have been mugged already by her brother. He got some Yorkshire Ham too.

[tonyav]

Greedy little scavers ain't they, wolf. all cats not just yours.