Risk It For A Biscuit...

[inksplotter]

Mrs McV is promoted. Will she survive in hot water or crumble? Will she have trouble with the wafer-right, will she learn not to hobnob with breakfast presenters, will she support all the Rich Tories or will things become undigestive?

I may have just wanted to do a number of bad puns...

[Calibax]

Nice!

[EcclesCake]

Taxi!

[vulcan42]

She will survive, she's a Jammie dodger.

[vulcan42]

Thanks inksplotter, I will celebrate best answer with a Bourbon whiskey.

[inksplotter]

Why are you cream crackered out?

[heathfield]

"That's the way the cookie bounces."
"You mean, 'That's the way the cookie crumbles.'"
"Hey! You make your cookies and I'll make mine!"

[marval]

So you want a Blue Ribband for this thread.

[cupid04]

Or a suggestive digestive...

[berniecuddles]

cupes you wanna make me dunk my ginger nuts xxx

[sandyRoe]

Will the Ritz be flying if she's found not to be up to the job and sacked without notice?