Heat Alert - Should I Take My Shirt Off?

[Dear-Doris]

Good Morning Campers

The Met Office has issued a 'yellow heat warning' - so people are asking me

"Should I take my shirt off to keep cool"

I have produced a simple checklist to decide whether your shirt is discardable :

1. Am I male and over 15 stones? Keep Shirt On

2. Am I female and over size 20? Keep Shirt On

3. Am I Irish? Keep Shirt On

4. Am I ginger? Keep Shirt On

5. Am I Irish and Ginger? Keep Shirt On and add another jumper to make sure

6. Am I Kylie Minogue? Remove shirt whenever possible

7. Am I Daniel Craig or Colin Firth? Remove shirt whenever possible


I hope this helps - and in this weather you should also remember Doris's motto :

"A visible thong is an invitation to a cheese wiring"


Doris xx

[gness]

Ael....tell Doreeesss there is a spare bed here when it gets too much for her....which should be anytime soon at this rate.....☺

[aelmpvw]

we're lucky enough to have spare rooms here at chateau ael but for some reason she keeps finding me ...

[sunny-dave]

Sod it - I seem to fail on a few of the rules (including "not being Kylie") - but the shirt is off and an ice lolly is being consumed.

[boxtops]

I've had the ice lolly, but I'm not walking round the in the scud, there are workmen up ladders next door :-)

[gness]

Dave...just keep your thong tucked well down....☺