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Heat Alert - Should I Take My Shirt Off?

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Dear-Doris | 08:46 Fri 18th Jul 2014 | ChatterBank
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Good Morning Campers

The Met Office has issued a 'yellow heat warning' - so people are asking me

"Should I take my shirt off to keep cool"

I have produced a simple checklist to decide whether your shirt is discardable :

1. Am I male and over 15 stones? Keep Shirt On

2. Am I female and over size 20? Keep Shirt On

3. Am I Irish? Keep Shirt On

4. Am I ginger? Keep Shirt On

5. Am I Irish and Ginger? Keep Shirt On and add another jumper to make sure

6. Am I Kylie Minogue? Remove shirt whenever possible

7. Am I Daniel Craig or Colin Firth? Remove shirt whenever possible


I hope this helps - and in this weather you should also remember Doris's motto :

"A visible thong is an invitation to a cheese wiring"


Doris xx
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Ael....tell Doreeesss there is a spare bed here when it gets too much for her....which should be anytime soon at this rate.....☺
we're lucky enough to have spare rooms here at chateau ael but for some reason she keeps finding me ...
Sod it - I seem to fail on a few of the rules (including "not being Kylie") - but the shirt is off and an ice lolly is being consumed.
I've had the ice lolly, but I'm not walking round the in the scud, there are workmen up ladders next door :-)
Dave...just keep your thong tucked well down....☺

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