General Advice For Future Reference

[pixie373]

Do you have some general advice for further ABers? I though we could post some here for future cut-and-pasting to save time.

I have:

LAW
- don't drink so much. You obviously can't handle it.
- speak to your solicitor. With a large bribe.
- no, you can't headbutt policemen.
- what is estoppel?

B&S
- take ibuprofen, monitor the situation (copyright Sqad 1752).
- does it itch?
- there is no way we can tell from those random details. See your doctor.

RELATIONSHIPS & DATING
- dump him. He's not worth it.
- i don't know if he likes you. Ask him.

R&S
- you really think that?

Only for a bit of fun, not for personal digs. Any more?

[pixie373]

:D

[Psybbo]

Relationship and Dating
Sqad will come in a minute

[Elina]

Sounds about right pixie.

[Psybbo]

I could have worded that better^^

[Mamyalynne]

snortle!

[tonyav]

snigger snigger.

[scorpiojo]

BA to Psybbo ;-)

[pixie373]

Absolutely! Lol :-)

[scorpiojo]

LOL

[Psybbo]

Wow, thank you Pixie xx

[EcclesCake]

A minute???? I bet Sqad is strutting around full of pride at that proclamation ;-)

[Slapshot]

GMEB....
1. If you are of sensitive nature.... move on to the next topic
2. leave all decency at the door and watch for Minty's whips
3. If banished to the Naughty Step... bring your own cushion
4. Don't worry that Alba looks a bit off colour.. she's always a bit green
5. Welshyorkie is actually a tiny very remote county somewhere in northern Engerland
6. Boaty is actually David Attenborough

Special rules for dealing with the Ladies:

Be nice.... or the boys will come and sort you out.

[murraymints]

GMEB

play nice
Don't be rude
Learn the words to Hail Mary
Don't ever kiss and tell....too much information...
Invest in decent kettle and coffee machine
Stock up on crumpets and lemon curd
Get old gits Wednesday discount card for b & q...buy a hard hat and steel toe caps
Train the dog to walk itself for wees before 9am
Don't go to work before 7.30 ..be out by 5pm...(you know who I mean )
Don't bother going to bed ...

[pixie373]

...keep the naughty step clean (and warm)

[sunny-dave]

When in doubt, buy a biker a pint ...

[humbersloop]

пожалуйста, не спам нам в 6 утра

;)

[tonyav]

LOL ^^^^^^^

[Slapshot]

пожалуйста, не спамить нам в любое время ... Спамеры будут расстреляны на месте или есть, чтобы провести неделю в доме с привидениями с Gness и Минти

[tonyav]

Another LOL ^^^^^^^

[pixie373]

Lol!