what is the stupiest / 'blondest' thing you've ever done/said?

[GraceAnais]

despite having a certain amount of intellect (i have a degree) i'm notorious among my friends for doing the blondest (no offensive intended) things... just wondered what the rest of you have been up to? anyone give jade goody a run for her money?

[dancealot13]

Trionam- You win my vote!!! Uggh that is so funny! I had to read it twice before I understood it. Thats a great one.

My blond moment would be several summers ago I walked outside to get the mail. As Im searching through the mail I see a sample of moisterisor with aloe. It smelled so nice when I opened it, so I rubbed it all over my body, and a little went a long way, so Im rubbin' and rubbin' and looking and I notice that it has a white film to it, the moisterisor wasn't really rubbin' into my skin. So I read the sample again, and slower.......it read... "Dish Soap with moisterisor's and aloe vera to protect your hands." I had rubbed dish soap ALL OVER my body!

[mkt]

i've got a friend who thought people from Australia were Australish instead of australian. another who answered 'jimi hendrix' out loud to the question 'who is the creator of the muppets' when it should have been jim henson.

also believed a friend who said that the sheep you see on hills at the side of the motorway etc had shorter legs on one side in order to balance. actually believed that if their legs had been the same length they'd have toppled down the hill due to the slope! never occurred to me what would happen if these 'short legged' sheep had turned to face the other way! guess they'd have been rolling for days!

[kazminx]

I once asked my husband if 'men cows' gave milk...he said 'yeah, but it aint called milk!!'...oops!

[kazminx]

ive just posted one on People & Places...'rate my stupidity' and guess what...im a blonde!! hehe these are hysterical....im thinking like mad now cos i do these things all the time!!

[kazminx]

Me again, just remembered one from years back. ill make it brief. just dating hubby at the time...we are in a club...maroon suits were in fashion...he goes to the loo...takes forever...im raging...spots him bent over a table chatting up a chick...i march accross the dancefloor...i reach in between his legs from behind..grab him by the balls...guy turns round with face all twisted....boyfriend walks in and sees me holding a strangers balls!!!! he did marry me though!!

[jules1968]

My ex hubby got asked the following question during a game of Trivial persuits, it was in the art and literature section "who wrote Wuthering Heights?" His answer was Kate Bush. Boy, did i laugh and yes, i went on to win the game!!

[kazminx]

oops .. forgot to mention, the stranger also had on a maroon suit....'where's the fashion police when you need them!!'

[mimififi]

Hi grace, How's school?

Talking of school, I have to admit to my faux pas when I was a wee lass doing my A'levels at school. And, before we go on, this is an absolute truth honest to whom ever!

Well, Imagine the scene, bunch of over excited students from the local grammar school on a trip to Paris for 12 days. Fantastic opportunity, all feeling very clever and being very snobby driving along looking at the french stuff reading all the stuff, occasionally glancing down to our text of Les Mis in the original french. A traffic jam occurs somewhere yonder and the coach comes to a grinding halt. We sit there in an un-airconditioned coach, nerves start wearing thin.

Then, we are saved, some street entertainers saunter up the road and we decide to enjoy the show and hang out the windows cheer etc etc. they were exceptionally talented.

Just at the climax of activitiy (we are in Paris remember) everyone is cheering and clapping and as a lull in the hubbub begins to set in, my loud, booming voice

"That was great! Sir, Sir, what's the French for Encore?"

My teacher made a badge that he made me wear the entire week that said "Learned French for 6 years, still know nothing."

If that wasn't bad enough, he wrote it in french so all who I spoke to that week knew I was a dunce!

I dropped the subject after the mock.

[Litchick]

I just remembered two more. One, I asked my sister, "Who was Mary Queen Of Scots? Queen Elizabeth?" She looked oddly at me and said, "No...Mary!" In my defense, I was 7 years old...

Secondly, I thought in the TV Guide when it said "To Be Announced" I thought it was a show!!

TEE HEE

[THECORBYLOON]

I mind once I was playing out the back and I said I was cold so I shut the back door.........

[rugeleyboy]

when i was 17 my brother asked me to hand deliver a letter to his solicitor, i went down and got to the solicitors, i knocked on the door but no one answered, i then gave it a massive bang on the door,finally someone answered it and said "you dont have to knock you know"..............i walked in...... it must of been the busiest day ever to go there!!! it was full and everyone was laughing at me!!!

i still go red now!!

[curiosity]

My friend was standing in the queue to pay in Next when she noticed a sample Handbag spray on the counter, ooh that's a good idea she thought, picked it up and sprayed her handbag all over with it, and give it a wipe, before realising after the strange looks that it was a handbag sized parfum spray!

[sense4all]

There was the phone call from the international visitors who phoned an hour after we dropped them at the Underground Station to announce they had stood on the platform for ages but no navy blue trains had come only silver ones was this normal? ........

My teenage daughter asking why the circle line trains didn't have a destination in the cab like the other lines!

When some friends moved here from from Ireland ...as a joke ( they had a beige Saab and the tax disc was a perfect match) the wife was told that you could by co-ordinating tax discs for your car, not a problem 'til we got a call six months later when she had just asked for a red one for her car!

The bloke next door bought a curtain pole that was two feet to long so he cut a foot off each end? pmsl!

[Jennykins]

Oh Geeze.. I dont even no where to start with this question... Theres just to many.. hahaha

JEN Kickm3n SO FUNNY!

[4getmenot]

I was seeing this bloke that turned out to be a right �I love myself� guy. We got up one morning just to go into town and he took ages getting ready as me and my mates were all waiting at the stairs he finally came down them saying he didn�t have any mouse so he�d borrowed mine. I gave him a puzzled look thinking, I don�t have any hair mouse, but still said right ok. When I went in my room after we all got back I noticed my fake tanning mouse on the side and also noticed a nice big tan mark down his forehead!!